this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Hey hey hey, folks.
I need to be able to pay my rent next month, and due to some doctor’s appointments (among other bills), I am left without the means to do so, so I am offering couple’s commissions… That is, two character pictures similar to this quality:
sfw ex: x
I’m asking $100 per piece. It will be full bodied, two character, and could possibly be nsfw material (though I’d rather it be tasteful). It also doesn’t have to be limited to actual couples so long as there are two characters involved! I’m taking four slots, though I may potentially take five if I complete these in a timely manner. Please comment here or PM me if interested. These are to be done over the month of September, as I will be aiming to finish my queue by the end of this month. If you can’t take a commission, signal boosting is appreciated!
I am still unemployed and my commissions are the only means I have for paying my rent, so if you’d like to help out an artist, this is your chance.
Currently there are three slots available.
"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"
best thing I’ve ever readNEVER FORGET
"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”
See this is what happens when 95% of the entries into a contest like this are joke flavors like “brony cum” or “parental disappointment” or “like this flavor or I punch a baby”